Really?

So as I’m sitting on the couch, drinking my fourth cup of coffee, and reading Shape (I know, embarrassing, also all the cream in my coffee ain’t helping my shape at all…) I saw a blurb for the HOT NEW SNACK FOOD. Everyone loves it. What is this wonderful new treat?

Dried kale flakes.

Who are these people?! I think the people who write this shit must be total freaks. Kale flakes? I mean, I live in San Francisco and all but…thin just isn’t worth it.